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Title: Then You'd Better Not Stay
A Supernatural/DCU crossover
Author: dotfic
Rating/pairing: Het, PG-13, Dean Winchester/Wonder Woman
Continuity: For her, after the JLU ep "Divided We Fall." For him, preseries, a few months before New Orleans.
Word count: 2,300
Disclaimer: Property of Eric Kripke, The CW, Bruce Timm, DC Comics, and Warner Brothers. *checks* Not me.

Written for musesfool's birthday, at her request because I'm easy that way. Vic, I'm not sure this is exactly what you wanted -- once I put them together they started bossing me around.

a/n: Reference for Wonder Woman's background (and any other obscure canon shout-outs) is the animated Timmverse. Title is from David Bowie. Thank you to mclittlebitch for the beta read.

Summary: He's a hunter. She's an Amazon princess. Together, they slay dragons!

( How many guys could she know who get trashed by monsters and refuse trips to the ER after? )

Title: In the Wires
A Supernatural/Iron Man movieverse crossover
Author: dotfic
Rating: Gen, PG
W/C: ~3,300
Timeline: Post-movie for Iron Man. For Supernatural let's call it AU.
Disclaimer: No, they still aren't mine. I still have my way with them.

a/n: Thank you to marinarusalka and mclittlebitch, enablers and beta readers. I've included some speculation on how Tony might have remodeled his house post-movie.

This picks up right where Ghost in the Machine left off.

Summary: Tony Stark has a problem with the Iron Man suit, and receives help from a couple of specialists.

( I don't want my suit to be haunted by a crazed terrorist who has a mad-on for me and much as it pains me to admit it, getting into the suit right now would be unnecessarily hazardous to my person and I think we're both pretty fond of my person. )

Title: Car Parts
A Supernatural/Doctor Who crossover
Author: dotfic
W/C: 4,400
Rating: Dean thinks the story is gen. Jack does his best to convince him it's slash. No actual pairings, PG-13.
Characters: Jack, Martha, Ten, Sam, Dean.
Disclaimer: Sam and Dean Winchester belong to Eric Kripke. Doctor Who belongs to the BBC.

a/n: Set between 3x01 and 3x02 of Supernatural, time of year pinpointed with the help of killabeez's season 2 and 3 timeline. This fic references events that took place in my prior SPN/Dr Who crossover, Memo to Self, which has already happened for Sam and Dean but hasn't yet happened for The Doctor and Martha. Because time travel is slippery slidey that way.

There is no time in Doctor Who season 3 where this fits in the continuity. Sorry about that.

Many thanks to mclittlebitch for betaing and checking the voices for me.

( He'd seen The Doctor very, very angry and it was an anger that burned everything in its path. Jack thought that if Dean Winchester got very angry, he would leave scorched earth. )

You all know it was kind of inevitable I'd do something like this, right?

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Title: Memo to Self (A Supernatural/Doctor Who crossover)
Author: dotfic
Rating: Gen, PG-13
Continuity: SPN season 3 speculation, Doctor Who season 3 (spoilers through the end of SPN season 2, no real spoilers for Doctor Who)
Characters: Sam, Dean, Ten, Martha
W/C: 1,600
Disclaimer: The Winchesters belong to Eric Kripke and the CW. Doctor Who belongs to the BBC and Russell T. Davies and about forty years of producers and writers before that.

a/n: Beta reading, voice tweaking, and enabling services provided by researchgrrrl.

( Dean had never seen a police call box in his life, but he could tell this was one because it said Police Public Call Box right over the door. )

Title: Kissing Lessons
Author: dotfic
Rating: Het, R (just to be on the safe side)
Characters/pairing: Dean/Watts (Supernatural/Some Kind of Wonderful crossover)
Timeline: preseries, AU to make their ages match.
Wordcount: ~4,100
Disclaimer: Some Kind of Wonderful is owned by Paramount Pictures. Dean Winchester is the property of Eric Kripke and the CW.

A/N: This is in part researchgrrrl's doing. The evening CSPWDT aired we got into discussion of SPN and John Hughes films and Dean and...I blinked first. Because apparently crossover crack!fic, in addition to meta, is my coping mechanism.

Huge bunches of thanks to researchgrrrl for the beta and the trip through rock history. Other useful information from http://www.somekindofwonderful.org

Summary: Watts lied to Keith about how she learned how to kiss.

( There's nothing special about him: he looks like a hundred other kids at school, except in the ways he doesn't. )

And Now, Your Moment of Justice League
by dotfic
Rating: everyone

Disclaimer: John Stewart and the Justice League is the property of DC Comics/Warner Brothers. Jon Stewart belongs to Jon Stewart. Thank you to evillittletwit for the read-through and for mtgat for the many suggestions and advice.

A/N: The following is a transcript of an episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart that never existed and will never exist.

( My show is on basic cable. I'm not surprised people can't spell MY name. But I think they should probably spell YOURS correctly. )

Looking For Salt (3/3)
an X-Files/Supernatural crossover
by dotfic
Rating: PG-13 for language and zombies
Continuity: Set between Home and Asylum.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the property of Eric Kripke and the soon-to-be-formed CW network.

Summary: Sam, Dean, Mulder, Scully, and zombies. Lots of zombies. Any questions?

A/N: Thank you to cadhla for advice on zombies and the uses of table salt, for writing her wonderfully funny Supernatural story The Late Late Late Show, and for giving me permission to riff on it here. To batyatoon who made a number of hilarious and poignant suggestions. To beta readers meko00 for her insight, support, and X-Files checking, and to mtgat for pulling my writing bacon out of the fire more times than I can count.

Wikipedia is easy to search. I make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information used herein.

This is a follow up to my previous story Stopping for Pancakes.

( Part III: The absence of pancakes )

Part I
Part II

Looking For Salt (2/3)
an X-Files/Supernatural crossover
by dotfic
Rating: PG-13 for language and zombies
Continuity: Set between Home and Asylum.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the property of Eric Kripke and the soon-to-be-formed CW network.

Summary: Sam, Dean, Mulder, Scully, and zombies. Lots of zombies. Any questions?

A/N: Thank you to cadhla for advice on zombies and the uses of table salt, for writing her wonderfully funny Supernatural story The Late Late Late Show, and for giving me permission to riff on it here. To batyatoon who made a number of hilarious and poignant suggestions. To beta readers meko00 for her insight, support, and X-Files checking, and to mtgat for pulling my writing bacon out of the fire more times than I can count.

Wikipedia is easy to search. I make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information used herein.

This is a follow up to my previous story Stopping for Pancakes.

( Part II: Smoke and dust )

Concluded in Part III

Part I

Looking For Salt (1/3)
an X-Files/Supernatural crossover
by dotfic
Rating: PG-13 for language and zombies
Continuity: Set between Home and Asylum.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the property of Eric Kripke and the soon-to-be-formed CW network.

Summary: Sam, Dean, Mulder, Scully, and zombies. Lots of zombies. Any questions?

A/N: Thank you to cadhla for advice on zombies and the uses of table salt, for writing her wonderfully funny Supernatural story The Late Late Late Show, and for giving me permission to riff on it here. To batyatoon who made a number of hilarious and poignant suggestions. To my beta readers meko00 for her insight, support, and X-Files checking, and to mtgat for pulling my writing bacon out of the fire more times than I can count.

Wikipedia is easy to search. I make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information used herein.

This is a follow up to my previous story Stopping for Pancakes.


( Part I: No shoes, no shirt, no service )

Continued in Part II

Title: Stopping for Pancakes
An X-Files/Supernatural crossover
Author: dotfic
Rating: PG
Continuity: It's 1993. So first season X-Files. Whenever, but probably after "Conduit."
Disclaimer: X-Files is the property of 1013/Fox. Supernatural is owned by the WB. Some details in this story are from the journals of John Winchester available on the official Supernatural website.

Praise, criticism, and corrections to typos are greatly appreciated.

( Dad ordered what he always had for breakfast: scrambled eggs and wheat toast. The boys both had chocolate chip pancakes and bacon. )